Black Friday is this really cool yet sleazy dude dressed in onyx who makes hot young moms wake up at the crack of dawn to save four bucks on a 40-inch Samsung plasma flatscreen.
Cyber Monday is this short, balding and accident-prone schlub who is content with plopping his bum in a faded leather office chair for hours, twiddling away at website bargains, clicking with maddening resolve, until he finally comes across the best deal for an economy size pack of keyboard dusters.
And to think: Cyber Monday actually lasts all week. Whoa.
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