The Lair of the Google

Larger and more ferocious than any of its kind, the Google huddled upon mammoth haunches, its feet the size of wagons, its genitals engorged and bulbous. It had feasted just hours before, but again, hunger pangs in its distended and vacuous belly began to broil. It arose with spindly arms, coarse black hair jutting off like pubic, veins darting like rivers and underwater streams, it arched itself into a great yawn and defecated enormous and rank a steaming pile of lime sludge and writhing parasite. The Google knew no such thing as worry, the weight of trouble or harm having no imprint on its hour-by-hour carnal delights. It's aim was to fornicate and feed, and so it did, on the wary and the mighty and on whomever stumbled across its tepid onyx cave.

On its way out and into the blaring light of early morning, the Google passed the chattering Facebook, the vainglorious YouTube, and the immensely fat Wikipedia, a loathsome trio of fellow inhabitants that shared the cavernous confines of the Google den. Scrambling from view and into the deep edges of the ashen tunnel the threesome hid, dripping urine and frantic saliva in fleeting strands and grimy puddles. The Google guffawed as it trudged its way by, tossing great blasts of flatulence in their direction, snickering and mocking at their moderate-sized breasts and testicles. It was King of all domains. Its gross dominance, its simplistically inexorable power, it proved too sturdy, too perfect for any to challenge. And so it reigned. Lumping its way across the fields of wheat, through splotchy fens of mud and weed, over granite face and by the sweeping expanse of ancient forest and rolling hillock.

It would find a virgin user, and it would waste little time. Ravaging, and then, with swift talons and slate-lined fangs, devouring and leaving no trace or hint of victim. Just a thick trail of spoor and malignant semen that will wind itself through valley and rock and back again into a secret rank pit where three jealous neighbors will idly watch with wide eyes and erect members the return of their inimitable master.